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If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

After robbing the bank 1 robber to clerk -Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next staff: Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Women live a better,longer and peaceful life! why? very simple They not have wifes!!!

Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

U r very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like u. I Always pray that u should b safe. So plz B careful whenever u jump from Tree To Tree

Commerce professor ask the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”.

Only 10 % girls play games like tennis, cricket etc.. b’cos 90% girls R play With BOYS life !! be careful.

Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.