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You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine

10 gals under a small umbrella. Bt nobody get wet.HOW ? ? ? ? ? ? . ? . . Bcoz.. it was a SUNNY DAY! Moral-don’t think like A scientist

Dear Friends If all d black money comes back to India Beer 8 Rs Vodka 20 Rs Whiskey 35 Rs Soda 1.25 Rs rum 25 rs brandy 20 rs support ANNA!

Question asked in a Talent Test :- If U r married to 1 of the Twin Sisters, How would U Identify ur WIFE? The Best Ans: . . . Why Shud I…?

BREAKING NEWS: SANIA MIRZA returns to India ! MILK prices down by Rs.3/- !! ? ? ? (Don’t think naughty, these are two different news;-)

Silence Of A Genius Is More Dangerous Than Weapons With Great Noise Coz Patience Of A Good Person Is Powerful Than Anger Of 1000 Fools !

TIPS 4 Boys- If You Marry One Girl, She Will Fight WITH You. If You Marry Two Girls, They Will Fight FOR You… Think Different!

Best Message From The Traffic Department Of India :- “Donate Blood. But, Not On Road.!” ‘Avoid Rash Driving’

A conductor kissed a gal n bus. Police took d conductor 2 jail & gv him electric shock but it had no effect! Y? Think bcz he was a BAD CONDUCTOR!

Understanding a Girl is like downloading a 1GB file With 2 Kbps speed ! & when you have downloaded 0.9 you got an error !!