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Santa:Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta:Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa:Kaha? Banta:Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai

Doctor -Khansi Ka Kya Haal Hai ? Santa- Khansi To Band Ho Gayi. Par Ab Saans Ruk Ruk K Aati Hai Doctor- fikar Na Karo,Rab Ne Chaha To Wo B Band Ho Jayegi

Ek Bar Santa Lambi-Lambi Sanse Le Raha Tha, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Toh.. Ab Kya Wo Sanse B Na Le. Har Baat Me Joke Chahiye? Jaan Le Lo Sante Ki..

Wo kon h jo lakhon croro ki bate karte h, par unke pass 1 phuti kaudi bhi nahi he” ?? . . . . . . . . Account Ke Students.

Student-Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind; Pakistan ko Pak; Australia ko Aus; kahte H to Brazil Or London ko kya kahege? Techer-Tu apna kam kar haramkhor..

sunny leone Ne Sabzi Mandi Me 2 Feet ki Muli Dekh Kar Pucha=Ye Kya Hei? SabziWaLa=MaM, HuMare Liye tO yE “MULi H Magar ApKe Liye to ye MAMULI He!

Gabbar: Gande..!. Samba: Tu ganda..!!… Gabbar: Gande..!.. Samba: Tu ganda..!!…… Gabbar: Abbe namak haram GUN DE GUN!!

I think RBI should declare “Eclairs” as the new one Rupee & “Chlormint” as the new 50 Paisa Qki har ek dukandaar chhutte k jage yahi deta hai

Jab Tum SMS Nahi Karte Ho Toh Itna Gussa Aata Hai, Dil to Chahta Hai Chappal Utar Kar, . . . . . Jute Pehan Lu Aur Tumse Milne Tumhare Ghar Aa Jau

Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Keise Kahega.. ? U Dont Know? Mai Batata Hun.. O Kahega ” THERE WAS A COLD DAY” ! Say 1O Times Khud Samjh Ajyega