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Girl:Agar main mar jaoo to tum kya karoge? Boy:Main bhi mar jaoonga GiRL:Q? BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi JAAN le Leti Hei

Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb Father asked him:What r u doing? Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hun.

1 Bacha Bahut Dher Se Ro Rha Tha Maa : Mere Lal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Biscuit Ya Chocolate Bacha : Bas ek Munni Chaiye Jo Mere Liye Baadnaam HoJaye!!

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Geeta mein likha hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

Jungle Me Sher Aya, Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya, Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?” To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do. ——————————— Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye ———————————- Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil …

Ek ladki thi deewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mobile mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi… ? ? ? Ye chalu kaise hota hai?

Aey mere SMS mere dosth ke pass jaana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dheere se ‘Muskarana’, Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!!