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Kal Raat Bahut Dino k Baad Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua.. ? ? ? ki Book kholne k baad jo nind aati h, wo nind Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati

S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! ! ! ! Kanjoos. 1 Msg To Send Kar Diya Karo Sare Din Me

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF. Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai? Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai.

Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola -GUD MORNING- EK Ladki Ko Maine Bola- -GUD MORNING- AUR Ladki K Baap Ne Mujh Se Bola ‘Oye, This Is Last WARNING’.

Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat karna Qyonki Ye aati hai HEER ki tarh Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah Chubhti hai TEER ki tarah Aur Bheek mangwati hai FAKIR ki tarah

Agr Aap Metric, Inter, BA, MBA, BE, B ED, BSC, MSC, BBA, CA, LLB, B Tech, Ya PHD Pass Ho To Batao ki “SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai

Chikku: Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Mikku: Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi Be Chikku: Hum V.I.P Log Hai, Hmne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha Hai.

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet Wah.. Wah.. Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet Student Says- ‘Plz Mam, May I Go To Toilet’

Tum Jhakaas! Tum Cute! Tum Great! Tum Famous! Tum Cool! Tum Intelligent! Tum Star! Tum Stylish! Ban Sakte Ho Agar Mujhe Follow Karo To.

Girls poem: Phone mat kiya karo Dear,Mom hoti h near, Papa se lagta h fear Baat b hoti nahi clear, Isliye SMS karo Dear, Without fear & very clear.