santa hindi jokes
Santa: Doctor sahab, yeh dawai sare shaher mein kahin bhi nhi mili. Dr: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh toh mere sign hai
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different days After Valentine’s Day
different days After Valentine’s Day 15Feb:-Slap Day 16Feb:-Gift wapas Day 17Feb:-Ladai Day 18Feb:-Manane ki koshish Day 19Feb:-Break-up Day 20Fb:-Dusri Dhundho
agar khuda ki koi dukan hoti
agar khuda ki koi dukan hoti, our usme hamari jaan pahchaan hoti , le aate hum sarri khushiya apke liye chahe unki kimmat hamari jaan hoti
10 Rs. recharge
SANTA recharge karwane gya.. Shopkeepar:kitne ka? santa:10 ka kardo.shopkeepar:7 ka talktime milega Santa-koi gal nhi, 3 ki namkeen de do!
Home work
Teacher to santa: Tumne Home work kyu nahi kiya…? . . . . . . Deadly answer given by … Santa: Sir hum to hostel me rahte hai…
ankho se ankhe -Shayari sms
Ankho se Wo jab hume dekhte hai, Hum ghabrakar ankhe jhuka lete hai, Kon milaye un ankho se ankhe, Suna hai wo ankho se apna bana lete hai.
Kuch Bhi Kharid Lo
100cc boxer 125cc Yamaha 150cc Honda 220cc Pulsar 350cc Bullet Kuch Bhi Kharid Lo Aakhir Pichha To ek 80cc ScootY Ka Hi To Krna Hei !!
Sardar and wrong number
Bhayanak reply of Sardar when he got wrong number… TRING TRING.. 1st: Hello SUNNY he kya? Sardar: Nahi, ACTIVA he, Par dunga nhi.
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT.
Roj Roj Tufan Nahi Aate,
Roj Roj Tufan Nahi Aate, Har Roj Haseen Lamhe Nahi Aate, Ji Lo Ye Jindagi Jab Hum Sath Hai, KyonKi Har Janam Me Hamare Jaise Sath Nahi Aate.