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Ekdum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.. Boy- Xcuse me Grl- jee kahiye Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai ? Dosra Sardar: Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain.

Dr. ke Bandh Clinic ke age lambi line thi. ek sardar bar bar line me ghuste raha, aur log usko pakad ke piche phenk datain sardar-Lage raho salo,me bi clinic nahi kholunga

Sardar ki biwi romantic mood main poorey bed par bazu pheilakar lait k boli “kuch samjhe”? Sardar: Haan, kameeni. Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti hai.

Once Sardar Stood First In The Class n Teacher Asked “Padh Likh Ker Kya Ban na Chahte Ho ?” Sardar : Ummmm.. . . . . . . . . . . . . “LADY-DOCTOR”

Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Sardar says:Ab bolne se kya fayadah? Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na !!

Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwane Gaya, Mechanic Ne Poocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun? Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!

Do pal ki zindagi yunhi beet jayegi Kaali raat ke baad nayi subah aayegi Agar doston ki yaad satayegi To kasam se aapki yaad sabse pehle aayegi.

Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai.” Pita- “Kaun?” Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai.” Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye.”

Love is a beautiful bird. if you hold it tight IT dies. If you hold it light IT Flies So don’t love one don’t love U, But love the one Who LOVES U !