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Sardar Was Sleeping In The Bank, Because He Read A Board ? ? ? ? ? ” Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega “

Sardar Was Awarded 2011 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion” Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.”

A Sardarji falls in love with a nurse ! ? ? He writes a love letter ? ? ? I Love You Sister

Sardarji says “I love U” to his girl friend and falls down. Girl friend: Hey, what is this ? Sardarji: I’m falling in Love !!

Why was Sardar writing the exam near the door? ? ? A: Because it was an entrance exam.

3 sardar bed pe so rahe the.teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.ek sardar bed se utar kar niche sone laga to 2nd sardar bola”oye ab jagah ho gai upar aja.

Aakhir Sardar Ne ABC – Z Seekh Li wo kaise ? dekhiye A:Apple B: Bada Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra Apple E: Ek or Apple F: Fir Apple G: Ganda Apple H: Hara Apple I: India Da Apple J: Jaipur Da Apple K: Kharaab Apple L: Laal Apple M: Mitha Apple N: Nawan Apple …

Sardar Manmohan Singh’s Next Election Agenda: 1)Ban On Sardar Jokes. 2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song 3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.

Sardar – I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend – Didn’t U follow them? Sardar – No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Sardar: Mama K Ghar Se. Sir:Wo Kaise? Sardar: KyunKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai, Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!