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Begger: Amma thaye picha thayo Njan samsarikkan kazhiyillatha Our Uoma aane ! Tintumon: Adutha veettil poyi chodikku Enikku chevi kelkilla!!

Tintumon teacherinodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam. Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azhcha munpu marichath? Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu!!

Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was frustrated n was sitting out Dad came and asked him, wat happended son? Tintumon: Dad i can not adjust with ur wife anymore I want my own wife.

Achan: njan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville. appol nee ninte vishamam mattan enthu cheyum? Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum Achan: athu kond ninte vishamam engane marana? Tintumon: Njan Toilet vrithiyakunath Achante toothbrush kondaa !

Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla Tintumol :Enda Achane kando ? Tintumon: illa ninte aniyathiye kandu

Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu. Tintumon:Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla Dindumol: Enthu patti ? Tintumon:Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi !!

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna 4 jeevikalude peru parayu? Tintumon jumped and said: Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!

Father: Ne evide poyirunnu ?? Tintumon: Ammayude peril pushpanjali kazhikkan ambalathil poyi. Father: Nee ente peril onnum kazhichille ? Tintumon: Kadayilninnum 3 Porotta kazhichu !!

Achan: Engotta keeriya kudayumayittu ravile thanne.? Tintumon: Thrissur poorathinu pokuva. Avide kudamatam undennu kettu. Maari kittumo ennu nokkam.!!

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone…. Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…?