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Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks and Still You Are Laughing. ! ! ! ! ! Student: I’m Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even I Wrote Song Lyrics.

The worst days of a student’s life are . . . Preparation holidays! Where u can neither Prepare the subject nor Enjoy the holidays.

TEACHER: Last year u were in love with that Girl & this year u r in love with another Girl What do u think of yourself? Student: SYLLABUS Changed Mam :

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Check DND status of Your Number Visit http://164.100.9.238/ndncregistry/search.misc put ur Number n check is it in DND on not.

Facebook Tip: If u Want to Search Any Person/Friend on Facebook then enter His/Her E-mail Address Rather than Name or Location. It Will find Exact Person!

Ultimate Truth: If Girl Fails In S.S.L.C Then Directly Marriage. but If Boy Fails In S.S.L.C Then Directly Garage (Mechanic). Funny.. But True !!

a girl askd a boy-Y we hav units 2 measure Force Speed Distance etc Bt nothing 2 measure Luv? Boy: Dekh Dimaag mat kha Already physics me fail hu;

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS: Its a talent of taking rest b4 u get tired. Coz prevention is better dan cure. Be Lazy Think Krazzy.

Sylabus-8OGB V Study-8OMB Retains In Mind-8OKB Write In Xm-8OBytes Result Coms In Binary Digts ie OO O1 1O 11 Students Rock parents Shock