Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Pita
Santa: phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kaha saalon Ek ek kar K ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Ek Ek kar K dobara pita

Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain?

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Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india”

Baaki sab to videsh hai.

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:-
“Oye extra PEN hai kya”?
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Banta:”Ek hi hai”
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Santa:”Abe Ek hi chahiye”.

Ek Bar Santa Lambi-Lambi Sanse Le Raha Tha,

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Toh..

Ab Kya Wo Sanse B Na Le.
Har Baat Me Joke Chahiye?

Jaan Le Lo Sante Ki..