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Malik- Aaj Tumne Roti Me Jyada Ghee Laga Diya Hai. Naukar- Galti Ho Gai Malik. Lagta Hai Maine Aapko Aapni Roti De Di Hai

Golu ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja. Wo Gusse Se Darwaze Par Gaya Aur Bola-Kaun Gadhe ka Bachha Hai? Bahar Se Aawaz Aaya-”PAPA Main Hu.”

Whats is ur Blood Group? Let me know its urgent ? ? ? Qki MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bohat Kharab Hai,Doctor Ne Kaha Hai K Sirf BADNAM Logo Ka Khoon Hi Chalega!

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet Wah.. Wah.. Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet Student Says- ‘Plz Mam, May I Go To Toilet’

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jaati To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo Wah ‘ wah ‘ wah ‘ wah ‘ or Ladki Patayi Nahi Jaati To Behan Bana Liya Karo Saalo Ab Bolo wah wah

Ek Teacher Bache Ka Lunch Kha Gaya Sir-Beta Ghar Ja K Mera Naam To Nahi Bataoge Bacha-Nahi Sir, Mai Mummy Se Kahunga K Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya.

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do. ——————————— Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye ———————————- Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi, Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil …

Aey mere SMS mere dosth ke pass jaana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dheere se ‘Muskarana’, Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!!

Meri chahat apnay dil main Khuch is tahra chupa lo Dakha karo khud KO mujh main Mujh KO Aaina bana lo.

Police :”Ye Suraksha week hai.Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho, isliye aapko Rs 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai.aap is inam ka kya karoge?” Car driver : “Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.” Driver ki maa: “Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo, ye sharab pee kar kuch b bolta hai.” Uske …