Pitaji, koi aaya hai….
Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai.” Pita- “Kaun?” Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai.” Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye.”
Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai.” Pita- “Kaun?” Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai.” Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye.”
Likhe jo Khat Mujhe wo Meri Yaad me, sare pad liye papa ne RaTh me, sawera jab hua, To JUTHE padd Gaye, Wo TERE NAAM wale baal GAJNI me badal Gaye..
Arz kiya hai, LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai, LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai, Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar Husband ke marne ke faayde samjhate hai.
Twinkle Twinkle little star Teri girl friend gaye bazar, Usko mil gaya MaJnu ka pyar, Ab tu baitkar makhiyan maaar..
Kabhi hosla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujli na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Laloo: to his P.A.- Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Sasra ye Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!!
Arz kiya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi, Aur phool khilne se pehle… bakri kha gayi.