English sms Jokes

Most Romantic State in India..? . . . . . . KERALA.. Why..?? . . . . . . . Every Night We are Having Candle light Dinner … Full Credits ‪#‎ KSEB‬..

Mobile comes 📷 Camera gone 📲 Mobile comes ⏰ Wrist Watch gone 📲 Mobile comes 🔦 Torch gone 📲 Mobile comes 📻 Radio gone 📲 Mobile comes 🔊 MP3 gone 📲 Mobile comes 📝 Letters…

WELCOME TO THE 📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍 *Our Phones ~ 📲 Wireless *Cooking ~ 📛 Fire less 🚗 *Cars ~ 🔑Key less 🍔 Food ~ 🍝 Fat-less 🚇 Tyres ~ ⚪ Tubeless *Dress ~ 👗…

Wife: How would you describe me? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? Husband: I’m just kidding!

Next generation’s LKG poem: Chatting chatting yes papa…. girlfriend setting no papa….. Telling lies no papa….. Open your whatsapp ha ha ha.