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Most Romantic State in India..?

Every Night We are Having Candle light Dinner

Full Credits β€ͺ#β€Ž KSEB‬..

Mobile comes
πŸ“· Camera gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
⏰ Wrist Watch gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
πŸ”¦ Torch gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
πŸ“» Radio gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
πŸ”Š MP3 gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
πŸ“ Letters gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
πŸ“Ÿ Calculator gone

πŸ“²Mobile comes
πŸ’» Computer gone

πŸ“² Mobile comes
πŸ™‡ Peace of mind gone

@ πŸ‘€πŸ‘‚
( πŸ‘ƒ )
\ πŸ‘… /
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People becoming mental πŸ˜”
Phones becoming Smart πŸ˜€

πŸ“ 21ST CENTURY!!! πŸ“
*Our Phones ~ πŸ“² Wireless

*Cooking ~ πŸ“› Fire less

πŸš— *Cars ~ πŸ”‘Key less

πŸ” Food ~ 🍝 Fat-less

πŸš‡ Tyres ~ βšͺ Tubeless

*Dress ~ πŸ‘— Sleeveless

πŸ‘¬πŸ‘¬πŸ‘« Youth ~ πŸ“ Jobless

*Leaders ~ πŸ‘Ž Shameless

Relationships πŸ‘₯Meaningless

*Attitude ~ πŸ‘€ Careless

πŸ’˜ Feelings ~ πŸ’” Heartless

πŸ“– Education ~ βœ– Valueless

Wife: How would you describe me?


Wife: What does that mean?

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?

Husband: I’m just kidding!

Next generation’s LKG poem:

Chatting chatting
yes papa….

girlfriend setting
no papa…..
Telling lies
no papa…..

Open your whatsapp
ha ha ha.