Sardar Jokes

Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Pita Santa: phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kaha saalon Ek ek kar K ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Ek Ek kar K dobara pita

Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . . Banta: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “india” Baaki sab to videsh hai.

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:- “Oye extra PEN hai kya”? . . . Banta:”Ek hi hai” . . Santa:”Abe Ek hi chahiye”.

Ek Bar Santa Lambi-Lambi Sanse Le Raha Tha, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Toh.. Ab Kya Wo Sanse B Na Le. Har Baat Me Joke Chahiye? Jaan Le Lo Sante…