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Best 20 Tintumon Jokes in Malayalam
Teacher: Adhunika Malayala bhashayude pithavu aaranu?
Tintumon: Pithavine ariyilla, mathavinte peru venonkil parayam
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Ranjini Haridas !
Doctor : Vomit cheyyan varunnundo?
Tintumon : Njan varunnilla Doctor poykkolu!
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu’
Achan:Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…
(After food)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante foodil oru patta undayirunnu…!
A professor to Tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Tintumon: “JIMBALAKIDI BAMBA”
professor: I don’t understand anything
Tintumon: “same 2 you”
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:Ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
Tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,Thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath.
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum.
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“Njan Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
Funny Tintumon Jokes Messages
Tintumon called FM radio station & said
“I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13, Halls road….”
Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?
Tintumon : No ! I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Tintumon: Chettanano karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude shilpam undakkiyathu.
Artist: Pha ! Naye.! Karimpu thinnunna kuttiyo ?
Odakkuzhal vaayikkunna Sree Krishnanada athu !
Tintumon: Mummy enikkoru aniyane venam.
Mummy: Ninte pappa Dubailalle, Vannittu alochikkam.
Tintumon: No Mummy, Daddy ku nammukkoru surprise kodukkam. !
Teacher: Next Questionu answer parayunnayalku udane pokam!
Udane Tintu bageduthu purathekittu
Teacher:aara bagerinjathu?
Tintumon : Njana, Ennal njanangottu..?
Tintumon:Petrol Vila koodiyalum illenkilum enik prashnamilla !
Man: Athentha?
Tintu: Njan ippozhum 50 rupaka petrol adikunhathu !!
Tintu mon started a college
Can U Guess The Name of the College
“TintuMon Medical College of Engineering”
Latest Tintumon Jokes in Malayalam
Tintumon:Nee entha ninte achan thengil ninnum veenittu ennodu parayaatirunnathu?
Friend: sorry
Tintumon:orikkal ente achanum thengil kayrum.
Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munpile parasyam:
IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTTIKALE LINE ADIKARUTHE
Oru pakse Athu Ningalude MUTHASSI Aakam….
Tintumol:Njan phone vilichittu entha edukan ithra thamasam?
Tintumon:30 roopa Koduth callertune vachathu pinne ninte achanu kelkkan ano?
Vellamadichittu Tintumon karayan thudangi
FRIEND:Enthu patti ?
TINTUMON:Aare marakkan vendiyanu vellam adichathennu orma varunilledaaa!!
sardar:I am a Complan boy
pinkumon:I am a Horlicks boy
chakkara:I am a Nido girl
Tintumon:I am a Saside mon.
Tintumon at the bus stop
A man asked: “kottarakarakku ippo bus undo?”
Tintumon:”ariyilla, Adoor bhasiku oru jeeppundu”
Best Malayalam Tintumon Jokes
Tintumon :Sir, Ente Thalayil Urumbu Kerunnu – Kando?
Sir:Athenthina Enne nee Kaanikkunnath?
Tintu : Saralle Paranjath, Ente Thalayil Onnum Kerilla-nnu?
Sankadam vannal karanju theerkanam. Kannuneer thadanju nirtharuth. enth kondu?
Tintu: Ketti nilkunna vellathil Kothuku muttayidum.
Tintu: Train kandupidichathu Ethra nannayi
Friend: Athenthada?
Tintu: Allenkil ee Rail paalam veruthe kidannu nashichene!.
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum.
Chinnumol: Visk undo chetta ?
Tintumon: Visk alla penne Vicks ennu para.
Chinnumol: Engil athu undo?
Tintumon: Vicks illa, Athirmaanjanam undu Mathiyoo !!
Tintu:Doctor njan ethra vellamadichalum fittakunnilla
Man:kalla panni,nee ippo full fittaa
Njan Doctoralla
ninte Thanthayadaa!.
Tintumon and Doctor Jokes
Tintumon Doctorodu: Plastic surgery cheiyan etra roopayakum?
Dr: Rs.50000
Tintu: Any discount?
Dr: No
Tintu: Plastic njan konduvannalo?
Dr :ningal budhi ullavanano?
Tintu: athe
Dr: enkil ningale pallillatha Dog kadichal endhu cheyyum?
Tintu: sooji illatha injection vekkum.!
Tintuvinte wife Botham kettu hospitalil.
Doctor:Bharya Marichu!
Tintu wife ne Shava pettiyil kidathiyappol
Wife: Njan marichittila chetta !!
Tintumon – Mindathiriyedi moothevi !!. MBBS padicha Doctorekal Arivu Ninakano.
Kadamattathu kathanaar serial
kandukondirikkumbol Bhaarya
Tintumonodu: Kathanaarude
shakthi undaayirunnenkil njan
ningale oru kazhuthayaakki
maatiyene..
Tintumon: Aa shakthi
enikkundaayirunnenkil njan ninne
oru manushyanaakki maattiyene..
LKG yil aadyamaay vanna penkutiye Rag cheyuna tintumon.
Tintu:Endadi ninte peru?
Girl:Veena Suresh.
Tintu:’Veena’ Suresh?Apo veenilenkilo…?
Tintu mesthiri panikkaranodu: aa photoyilulla pulli kollalo, nokku chatti illathe alle ciment kondupokunnathu.
panikkaran : athu ciment kondupokunnathalla ‘hanuman malem kondu pokunna photoya
Frnd: ente thaadi enganeyund?
Tintumon: oh Ithu thaadi aano?
Njan karuthi nee umikkari kond pallu
thechappol pattiyathanennu.
Tintumon and Teacher Jokes
Teacher: Vellamillengil manushyan marikkum. enthukondu?
TintuMon: Vellamillengil neenthaan pattilla. Neenthaan pattiyillengil mungichaavum.
Teacher: Nammal bike-il pokumbol puli akramikkaan vannal enthu cheyyum?
Tintu: Nammalo?
Thallede poothi kollamallo!
Tintu’s son filling Application form for admission
Son: Acha, Ithil Mother Tongue entha ezhuthendathu?
Tintu: Very Long ennu ezhuthu…..
Tintumon: Ethu karyathilum ente bharyaye sammathikkanam.!
Frnd: Oho ! athentha?
Tintu: Allengil aval sammathikkilla.!
Teacher: Odichittu Iraye pidikunna oru Jeeviyude peru parayu.
Tintumon: HighWay police.!
Teacher:LAVA undakunnathu engane enna questionu nee enthoke vrithikeda ezhuthi vachirikunnathu?
Tintu: Athu shari Lava aayirunno? Njan karuthi VAVA anennu!!
TEACHER: Nee enthina classill varunnath?
TINTU: Vidhyakku vendi.
TEACHER: Ennitentha innale varandirunnath?
TINTU: Innale vidhya absent aayirunnu.
Tintumon krishi bhavanil chennu: vazha vith undo?
Officer: Undello
Tintu: enikku S.A.S papper vazha elede oru vithu venam.!
Friend: Entha ithra vegathil angottum ingottum odunnath?
Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi njan petrol eduthukudichu. Athu oditheerkkukayanu!
In Sunday School :-
Christhu – Pathrosinodu
“Pathrose nee paarayakunnu”
Translated to eng by tintumon
Jesus to Peter
“Oh Peter !! U Rockkk..!!
UKG il padikunna tintumon Shopil : oru pack Dinesh Beedi.
Kadakkaran: ee prayathil Beediyo?
Tintumon : ayyo ithenikkalla.. ente aniyana… Enikkoru Gold Flake…
New Malayalam Tintumon WhatsApp Jokes
TINTUMONTE VALYACHAN MARICHU
Achan: Njan marichal nee entucheyyum?
Tintu:Njanum achanepole olinjirinnu chirikkum
senior:Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kiss cheyyum.
Tin2: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam
Friend: Nee ezhuthunna novel Thakazhiyude “Kayar” nekkaalum shakthamaanenno? Entha athinte peru?
Tintumon: “VADAM”!
Tintu’nte Mobile Oru Kallan Kattondu Odi.
Tintu :Odikko Mone Odikko,
Charge Theerumbo Charger Edukkaan Varumallo.
Appo Kandolaam!!!
Sambathu Kaalathu
PANJIKKURU Nattal,
Aapathu,,, Kaalathu,
Mookkathu Vekkam.”
(Mahakavi- Tintumon)
Tintumon: Angane nammude kadhayum avasanam Cinema aayi.!
Wife: Oh; Athu ethu cinema aanu chetta?
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Tintu: “Yakshiyum Njanum”
Tintumon irunu padikukayirunu
“pasu oru shantha mrigamanu,,,shantha mrigamanu.”
Ithu kettu
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Velakkari shantha: “Phaa,Ninte thallayada Mrigam”!
Tintumon: Ninte mobilil ninnu 1 Call cheyyatte?
Friend: No! Balance kurava.
Tintumon: Pisukkan! seri Njan Ente Mobilileennu thanne vilicholam!
Wife:Chetta Bhoomi kulukkam undu! Veedu ippol veezhum!
TintuMon:Kidannu urangan nokkedi, nammude veedu allallo. Nammal vaadakakkaar alle!!
Tintumol : Ninte veettile velakkariye amma pirichuvittu alle.?
Tintumon : Pinne Achane pirichuvidaan pattumo ?
Principal said “If any boy go 2 Girls hostel
Rs100 fine 1st time
2nd time Rs 200
3rd time Rs500 fine
Tintumon : monthly passnu etra aakum ?
TINTU: Ishwaraa Americayude thalasthanam kochiyavane!
Achan: Athenthada?
TINTU: Innathe social pareekshake njan anganeya ezhuthiyethu!
Tintu’s dream
Yesterday night
Bill gates came n asked
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Aliyaa…Windows XPyude cd undode ?
Thoongi Marikkaan Poya TinTuMon
kayaru Potti Thazhe veennu.
Pottipoya kayaril Nokki TinTu Mon: “Pandaaram Ippo njan Nilathu Veenu Chathene”
Teacher: Tintuvinodu Indiayile 2 pradhana nadhikalanu GANGA,YAMUNA
ithu pole pakistanile 2 pradhana nadhikalude peru enthu?
Tintu: JAMEELA, KHADEEJA
Tintu’s wife:Chetta speedil bike odikkathe,
Eniku pediyakunnu.
Tintumon: pediyanenkil neeyum ennepole kannadachirunno
Father : Muttuvin thurakkapedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam
Tinumon : Annu calling-bell illayirunnu father!
Tintumon Whats-app Jokes
Tintu Mon Puts his pencil into a Horlicks bottle
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To make the pencil
taller, stronger and sharper.!!
Teacher- “I miss u ” meaning entha?
Tintumon- “njan ninte teacher aanu”
Tintu mon bike accedentil pettu.
Police: Enganeya accident undayathu?
Tintu : Aa valavu kando?
Police:kandu
Tintu :Pakshe njan kandillayirunnu!!
Teacher:”Reghu vamshathile avasaanathe rajavinte perentha?”
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Tintumon:”Bheeman Reghu”
After Exam
SASI: Macha 4 bench gap undayirunittum nee Engane copy adicheda ?
Tintu mon: Thanks to
“VASAN EYE CARE! “
salariyude koode pidutham – Tintumon Whats-app Malayalam comedy
Tintumon-Njan ee masathe salary vanganilla
amma- athenthada?
Tintumon- Ente madam paranju ee masathe salariyude koode pidutham kaanumennu.
amma-athinu?
Tintumon-Enikka pennumpillaye kaanunnathe veruppa..Pinnalle salariyodoppam kettipidutham..Ente patti chellum..!!
Teacher: 1000 Kilo Oru Ton aanengil
3000 kilokku Enthu parayum ??
Tintumon: “TON TANA TON”!
Science Examinu ‘0’ mark kittiya Tintuvinodu achan: enthu pattiyeda ?
Tintumon: “Acha sasthram Jayichu manushyan thottu”
Joli thedi Tintumon Hotelil
Enik Joli tharumo?
Man:Ninakku Porotta Adikan Ariyumo?
Tintumon- Nalla Kari undenkil 8 Ennam vare Adikum!
Tintumon:Nee entha ninte achan thengil ninnum veenittu ennodu parayaatirunnathu?
Friend:sorry
Tintumon:orikkal ente achanum thengil kayrum
Tintumon Pennu Kaanaaaaan Poyi
Tintu Penninodu: Entha Joli?
Pennu: Joli Onnumilla
Tintu: Oho… appo HOUSE WIFE aaanalle ??
Vanitha hotelil ethiya Tintumonodu vanitha supplier :Chayayude koode ‘KADI’ veno sir?
Tintumon: Venda ‘ORUMMA’ mathi.
Teacher: Naavu kondu ira pidikkunna oru jeeviyude peru parayoo ?
Tintumon: L.I.C. Agent…!!
salari kootti Thanno – Tintumon Malayalam funny sms messages
Appooppan: “Ayyo Tintumone ninte Teacher varunnundu, poyi olicho “
Tintumon: “Aadyam appooppan poyi olikku, Appooppan marichunnu paranja njan kazhinja randazhcha leave eduthathu.!!
Tintumon bossinodu – ”Ente salary maryadhakku kooti thanno.. ille ente mathram salary kooti thannennu njan ee companiyile ellavarodum paranju nadakkum…”
Tintumonoru jocky jetti vangi ,nadu mozhuvan mundu pokki nadannu, jetty katti.
veetil vannu petti thuranna tintu njetti. Jetty atha pettiyil !!
Tintumon: “Amme padichu padichu
ente kannu randum akathottu kuzhinju poyi “
Amma:Saramilla mone result varumbo kannu purathekku thaane Thallikkolum !!
Teacher: British karumayulla Yudhathil pazhassirajaye sahayichathu arellaamanu ?
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Tintumon: Sharath Kumarum, Manoj K Jayanum!!
Tintumon Bus stopil, see a Girl!
Tintumon: Cheruppu kanan nalla Bhangi!
Girl: “Oori onnu thannalundello ?”
Tintumon: Churidar kanan athilum bhangiyaa!
Tintumon SMS Messages, Tintumon SMS Jokes
TINTUMON:Ente muthachan malayalam dictionary motham arachu kalakki kudicha aala
TINTUMOL:oho! Ennittu?
TINTUMON:Stapler pin thondayil kudungi angeru marichu poyi !!
Moothavar chollum mudhu nellikka – 1kg Rs.20
Changathi Nannayal – Changathikku Kollam
Unniyekandal ariyam – aarude mon aanennu.
(TINTUMON Vachanangal)
Teacher:” Oru sthree vandi odikunnu ” Ennu otta vakkil engane parayum??
Tintumon: PENDRIVE !!
Tintumon got a job in BSNL customer care
Customer: Hello, My BSNL sim was blocked, Wat I Do?
Tintumon : No Problem… Remove BSNL sim & Put Airtel Thanks 4 calling BSNL.
Tintumon Road sidil moothramozhikumbol oru saayippu: America yil road sidil moothramozhikumbol police Pidikum!!
Tintumon :Atheyo !Ivide nammal thanne pidikanam !!
Tintumon surya tvyil oru ad kandu.
“www.sunnetwork.com”
Tintumon athu kootti vayichittu ;
www. sunnathu work .com
entammo!
ivideyoke ippo internet vazhiyano sunnathu cheyyunnathu. !!
Tintumon SMS comedy jokes Messages
Tintumon wrote a letter to bill gates:
Sir, I have some questions to ask.
1. The keyboard alphabets are not in order.. when will you release the corrected version?
2. There is a START button .. but no STOP button?
3. We learn MS word.. when will you release MS sentence?
4. There is recycle bin, but no re-scooter bin. why?
Finally one personal question:
Why is your name gates !! even though you sell windows..??
Tintumon ippol spoken English padikkunnundu
Tintu Ammayodu: ” Mom, you marry the cow, I’ll round it ” (Amma pasuvine kettu, njan karakkam)
“I who the crocodile” (Njan aara mothalu) !!
Tintumon ambalathil : Moolathil oru ganapathi homam..
Dundumon: Pollipovum changathi..
Tintumon: Ennapinne 2 jaladharayum koode.. !!
Kothukinte shalyam sahikathe Tintumon kattilinte adiyil kidannu ;
appol oru minnaminungu angottu vannu..
Tintumon:” Eda patti nee Torchum kondu Vanno!!
Ottakku oru full adikanulla capacity nashtapetta Tintumon OCR ine kettipidichu karanjukondu..
” Innu nee Thakarthathu viswasamanu … Nenjodu cherthu njan valarthiya VISWASAM” !!
Pennu kanan chellumpol pennu kaal viral kondu nilathu varakkunathu enthinanu?
Tintumon: kalyanam kazhinjal ninne varacha varayil nirthumennu soojippichathaa.. !!
Flash news: Lokaavasaanam 2024-il
Tintumon:- Daivame, ‘LIFE TIME SIM’ eduthathu
verutheyayello…..
Tintumon busil kannadachu irikkunnathu kandu Frnd: Enthada pani ano?
Tintu:Alla,enikku vayasayavar nilkunathu kandaal vishamam anu.
Tintumon in medical shop: give me one”Ten Corner Rice Like”.
Sales man: sorry..
Tintumon:oh english arilla alle..edo dasamularishtam thado..!
Tintumon:aliyaa nursinu love letter koduthappo oru abadham pattiyeda !
Frnd:enthada?
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Tintumon:”I love U SISTER ” ennayi poyedaaa… !!
Tintumon:Achaa appurathe veetile chechikku english ariyilla.
Achan:Athengane ninakkariyam?
tintu:”Give me one Kiss”ennu chodichappo randu adiyanu kittiyathu.
Tintumon class kazhinju veettil ethi calling bell amarthi, Appol
Achan:-Ivide product onnum venda !
Tintumon :Ithu swantham PRODUCT thanneyaaaa !!
Top Collection of Tintumon funny Jokes
Teacher:Food ennal Bhakshanam,
Accomadation ennal
Thamasam.
Enkil Food &
Accommodation ennal Enthanartham?
Tin2: “Bhakshanam
Thamasikkum”
Tintu:nee entha rathri vilichapol
edukathae.
Pinki:athu njan phone silent mode aki
ittaka ayirunu.
T: nonachi.phone ring adikunathu
eniku kelkamallo
Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintu: Avanu avante achane onnu pedippikkaana.. !!
Maths teacher:6 apple 8 perkku kodukkanam.
Ithu 8 perkku engane kirthyamayi veethikum?
Tintumon:Juice adichu koduthal mathi teacher.
Tintumon : I Love U teacher.
Teacher : da nee thallu kollum.
Tintumon : njan paranjal thallu. chacko mash paranjal umma,,, Ithano teachere socialism?
Achan : Mone , Simham kaattile aarayirrunnu ?
Tintumon : Acha , Simham kaattile puliyannacha,,,,,,,,,,
puppuli…
Gulfil ninnu uncle Tintumonodu phonil
uncle: Ninaku entha vendathu ?
Tintumon: Mobile mathi uncle .
uncle: NOKIA mathiyo da kutta ?
Tintumon : Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaangukem venam !
Achante munnil ninnu cigarette valikunna tintumonod
Achan : Enthada ithu ? Achante munnil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ?
Tintumon : Achanalle – Petrol pump onnum allallo !!!
Road arikil nilkunna girl’nod Tintumon:Entha ivide nilkunnathu?
GIRL: Bus kayaraana.
Tintmon:Ennal Roadinte nadukkottu nilkkoo,bus sharikk kayarate.
Ottakku oru full adikanulla capacity nashtapetta Tintumon OCR ine kettipidichu karanjukondu..
“Innu nee Thakarthathu viswasamanu … Nenjodu cherthu njan valarthiya VISWASAM” !!
Maricha sasiyude veettil ethiya Tintumon:Body kondu vanno?
Appol ambulance vannu.
Tintumon: Sasikku 100 aayusanallo,,,,!!
Teacher : vakkeelum doctorum thammilulla vatyasam enthanu?
Tintu : doctor ku thettu pattiyal oraal aaradi manninakathu povunnu… vakkeel nu thettu pattiyaal oraal aaradi mukalil thoongunnu…
Tintumon at the Exam Hall
Teacher : Entha tintu itra tension ? Hall ticket , ID card , atho vere enthengilum maranno ?
Tintumon : Athonnum alla Teacher . Naalathekkulla copyanu innu konduvannathu.
Tintumonte amma Tintumonod :
Amma : Tintu, ninaku paranjal oru anusaranayum Illa . Enthenkilum paranjal oru cheviyil koodi ketu matte cheviyil koode purathu kalayum .
Tintumon : Ini amma vishamikanda … Ini muthal amma parayumbol njan ente matte chevi pothi pidicholam.
Hotel Udama: Enthaa Mone Daily
Parsel Vaangi Kondu Pokunnathu?
Tintu: Doctor Paranjittund Hotel’il
Ninnum onnum Kazhikkaruthennu..!
Tintumon: Thavala erachi thinnal
vannam vakkumo teacher.
Teacher: yes.
Tintumon: Appo enthu konda
teacher NEERKOLI vannam
vakkathe…?
EXam Paperumai Sir:Tintumonara
Tintu:njana
Sir:Tintumonara
Tintu:Chevi kekille,
njana..
Sir:Ninte markaada ,
Tintumon 1/2
First nightil muriyil wifene koodate mattu 2 pere kanda Tintumon alari.”Aaradaa pattee ningal?”
Reply:
“Cameraman Satheeshinoppam Prasanth Raghuvamsham. Asianet News”.
Wife: Appurathe veetil entho vazhakku nadakkunnu onnu poyi nokku manushya.
Tintumon: Njan onnu poyathinte bhahalama avide nadakkunnath.!
Vote pidikan partikar Tintunte veetil chennu.
Partkkar: Mone, achan congressilo atho communistilo?
Tintu: Achan kakkoosila.!!
MATHS TEACHER: Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?
TINTUMON: Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyillallo!!
Tintumon: Achaa Aa Rajesh enne thalli, Ini thalliyal njan shemichu ennu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hummm..!!!! Aa naari yude peraa Rajesh!
Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz.
what you see?? Tell me.
Pinkimol: I see Love,,,,,,
Tintumon: Manga Tholi!!
Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee
Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth – Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth -Professor TINTU MON