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1 Bacha Bahut Dher Se Ro Rha Tha
Maa : Mere Lal Ko Kya Chahiye
Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate
Bacha : Bas ek Munni Chaiye
Jo Mere Liye Baadnaam HoJaye!!
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye message sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai.
Girl:Agar main mar jaoo to tum kya karoge?
Boy:Main bhi mar jaoonga
GiRL:Q?
BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi JAAN le Leti Hei
Galileo used Lamp 2 study
Graham Bell used candle 2 study
Shakespeare studied in Street light
Bt OUR RAJNIKANT?
only AGARBATTI.
Kya aap pareshan hai?
Dukhi rehte hai?
Nind nhi aati?
Kisi kaam me DIL nhi lagta?
To. To..
To… To….
samaj lo ki
Vitamin
“SHE” ki kami hai…
Are Diwano
Mujhe Pehchano
Kaha’n Se Aaya
Mai Hu Kaon?
Mai Hu Kaon?
Mai Hu…Mai Hu
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Abe “DHAKKAN” Upar Inbox Me Naam Nhi Dekha Kya?
Police Officer: Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi?
Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha..
Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.
3Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne 1-1 Vardan Offer Kiya
1-Muje Gora Bana Do
2-Muje B
3-Hi Hi Hi,Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do
Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte hey .. Avoid dem.
Internet cafe par ladki pataayi
webcam par ho gayi sagaai
email par divorce ho gaya
Isi bahaane computer ka course ho gaya
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se-
Main Kitni Dher Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi..
Budhiya- Beta, Aab teri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar Hai Kya ?.
Raju: Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya
Monu: Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi Be
Raju: Hum V.I.P Log Hai,
Hmne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha Hai.
A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.
Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai.
Kal Raat
Bahut Dino k Baad
Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua..
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ki Book kholne k baad jo nind aati h, wo nind Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati.
Aaj Ka Modern Bhikari- Amma Thoda Khana De Do
Amma-Abhi Bana Nai H
Bhikari-Koi Baat Nai
Mera Number Le Lo, Jab Ban Jaye Miss Call Kar Dena.
Majedar Chutkule in Hindi
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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…
bakri kha gayi.
Laloo Prasad Jokes
Laloo: to his P.A.- Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Sasra ye Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!!
Kabhi hosla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye,
Jab saat din main bhi khujli na mite,
to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Desi Chutkule for lovers
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
Teri girl friend gaye bazar,
Usko mil gaya MaJnu ka pyar,
Ab tu baitkar makhiyan maaar..
Arz kiya hai,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hai,
Logo ki biwiyon ke pas ghanto bethkar
Husband ke marne ke faayde samjhate hai.
Likhe jo Khat Mujhe wo Meri Yaad me,
sare pad liye papa ne RaTh me,
sawera jab hua,
To JUTHE padd Gaye,
Wo TERE NAAM wale baal GAJNI me badal Gaye..
Chutkule Hindi Jokes, Funny Quotes in Hindi
Beta- “Pitaji, koi aaya hai.”
Pita- “Kaun?”
Beta- “Koi mooch waala hai.”
Pita- “Keh do, nahi chahiye.”
Ekdum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Girl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother’s DAY.
Two birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other fly away…..why?
saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padna chahenge!
Police: Ye Suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe ho,
isliye aapko Rs 5000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inam ka kya karoge?
Car driver: “Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.”
Driver ki maa: “Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo, ye sharab pee kar kuch b bolta hai.”
Uske papa : “Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur ja nahi paenge.”
Thabi dikki se awaz ayi : “Mansoor bhai humne border par kar liya kya?”
Flower dies
Stories end
Songs fade
Memories are forgotten
All things come to end
But this study,
Chipak kar reh gae hai musibat
Aey mere SMS mere dosth ke pass jaana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dheere se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!!
Funny chutkule in Hindi
Ek ladki thi deewani si.
Mobile lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi;
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Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
Geeta mein likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Pappu was writing his
father’s name on a
1000 Watt bulb
Father asked him:What r u doing?
Pappu:Aapka naam roshan kar raha hun.
Funny Shayari messages in Hindi
Patharr kyun marte ho,
pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge,
sirf ek baar aankh maar do.
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
Aur Maine jo sher mara to
to
to
to
sherni widhwa ho gayi (Hi Hi)
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai…
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha. ” Dishuoom” !!.
Funny quotes in Hindi for Whatsapp
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
Rajnikant ne phoonk mari or sukh gaye hum
Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam aaj ke baad…
Gor farmaiega…
Teri galiyo me na rakhege kadam aj ke baad….
kyon ki….
Hamari apni gali me hi setting ho gai hai. 🙂
Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu.
Itna Na Rona Ki Baadal Lago,
Itna Na Tadapna Ki Ghaayal Lago,
Duwa Hai Meri Humesha Haste Raho,
But
Itna Bhi Na Hasna Ki PAGAL Lago.
Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet
Wah.. Wah..
Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet
Student Says- ‘Plz Mam, May I Go To Toilet’
Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat karna
Qyonki
Ye aati hai HEER ki tarh
Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah
Chubhti hai TEER ki tarah
Aur
Bheek mangwati hai FAKIR ki tarah
Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola
-GUD MORNING-
EK Ladki Ko Maine Bola-
-GUD MORNING-
AUR
Ladki K Baap Ne Mujh Se Bola
‘Oye, This Is Last WARNING’.